I WANT A COFFIN FOR XXXMAS, by COCK N' CABAL TORTURE w/ Countess Octavia

I WANT A COFFIN FOR XXXMAS

by COCK N' CABAL TORTURE w/ Countess Octavia

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1.	I WANT A COFFIN FOR XXXMAS 03:03	buy track
2.	RAWHEAD AND BLOODY BONES WISH YOU A MERRY XMAS 00:46	buy track
3.	ROCKIN' ROUND THE XMAS TREE 00:55	buy track
4.	RUDOLPH 00:49	buy track
5.	CAROL OF THE BELLS 01:22	buy track
6.	RAWHEAD AND BLOODY BONES WISH YOU A MERRY XMAS (NO WAH FX) 00:29	buy track
7.	HOLLY & IVY 01:19	buy track
8.	1ST NOEL 01:30	buy track

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NOTICE: From now until February 2nd, 2024 (Groundhog Day), ALL PROFITS ON THIS ALBUM WILL GO TO THE PALESTINIAN CHILDREN'S RELIEF FUND! Free Palestine!! = www.pcrf.net

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CONTENT WARNING: Track 1 of this release contains explicit lyrics, including mentions of violence. They're a bit quiet and tongue in cheek, but rock to them at your own discretion nonetheless! Thank you. ~EL

You better not cry, you better not pout... but shouting's pretty reasonable in this scenario, because Countess Octavia is back in town! Her previous EP wowed us, heralding in Fall '23 with some whacked-out guttural metal thrashing. Now, as Autumn comes to a close for the year and with the holiday season in full force, what better way to kick Winter off with a seven inch's worth of a follow-up that rocks so hard, it will melt the snow right off your driveways.

The title track, an original screwball X-mas doom ditty, will knock your holiday legwarmers off as the Countess shreds the strings and softly croons. Then, light up the yule log and strap in as you witness a bombardment of deliciously brief crust punky Christmas radio reimaginings. It's as if Santa has brought his holiday cheer to a post-apocalyptic zombieland moshfest. Break out the fire-roasted chestnuts with hot chili seasoning-- 'tis the season!

HAPPY FLARPING HOLIDAYS FROM CUBEY AND FRIENDS

❄️ 👻 🎄 📺🤜 🎁 🔋🦠 🎄 💀 ❄️

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released November 28, 2023

Music and cover design by Countess Octavia as COCK N' CABAL TORTURE
Youtube = youtube.com/@mrs.o666
TikTok = tiktok.com/@countessoctavia666
Twitter (NSFW 18+) = twitter.com/SorceressUWU

You can also donate to Octavia directly via Venmo = account.venmo.com/u/Octavia-Kirby-2

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