Kudzu Slow Day!, by SLUTPUNK!

Kudzu Slow Day!

by SLUTPUNK!

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1.	heaving over spoiled crimes / time to die in the crimean war 02:11	buy track
2.	kudzu fun fact: kudzu needs enrichment, or it will die a painful death due to boredom! 00:38	buy track
3.	S.I.Q. / sick lighter fluid / sickly psychonaut 01:07	buy track
4.	malicious imp wrath has left me unimpressed / impressions no more 02:23	buy track
5.	fowl moves, get out! / outer space conundrum 01:23	buy track
6.	"caybee, your track titles are fucking STUPID" 00:17	buy track
7.	okay wise guy / can you count to 11 01:22	buy track
8.	kudzu fun fact: kudzu can smell your location from up to 300 miles away! 00:25	buy track
9.	vomit treason / feasibly greasing up for bake 03:20	buy track
10.	astral projection tastes like cherry / vertices kinda resemble ice cream in retrospect 01:53	buy track
11.	eternal paperwork forever / nevermind, you slut 02:08	buy track
12.	kudzu fun fact: kudzu can grow in your computer! it feeds on negative energy! 00:30	buy track
13.	RiZi - late for interview / grateful dead yule log [SLUTPUNK! remix] 01:11	buy track
14.	crab thief carries crow bait / carry on lovin' 02:13	buy track
15.	kudzu fun fact: kudzu can communicate! here's a clip of kudzu vines talking to each other. 00:52	buy track
16.	ohio beam / death to corn (ft. clutrrglych) 04:35	buy track
17.	my cpu hates this song / you hate this song too 03:01	buy track
18.	venn diagram / wonky and fucked up 02:49	buy track
19.	kudzu fun fact: kudzu is statistically the least interesting plant on earth! 00:30	buy track
20.	caspar greens / fix what's up with the deep end 01:31	buy track
21.	sunsmiles / moonlife (ft. guinevere laurent) 04:32	buy track
22.	psilocybin thief 11:33	buy track

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▶ fake031

its 10:21 pm as i type this and wonder just how the heck i am going to describe this next fakenumberland release. if you know anything about caybee's music (chaos//barista, apollo bitrate, slutpunk (you are here)) you know how that task is practically the mount everest of bandcamp descriptions. i've been able to do it for his past four fnl drops no problem, but how on earth do you describe an album as wild as kudzu slow day???

the awesome album cover (thanks so much effy) and wacky track titles (i disagree with track six) let you know you're in for something especially bizarre. not the bad kind, but the kind like having a crazy disjointed dream that's oddly pleasant and engrossing despite its fractured nature. kind of like this album, which is to garden weeds what ansop was to undiscovered colors. move over, crabgrass, now kudzu is the star of this here show.

caybee is practically a mad scientist here, and each track a brand new invention or concoction of chemicals. appearing as lab assistants are rizi, clutrrglych, and guinevere laurent, and the test subject? you!!! aren't you excited? thankfully this is just an album and not something that can give you acid burns.

ehhhhhhehehhhhhh bzbbzbzzzzbzzzbzzbzz gruhhhhhhhhh zziziiiziiiZZZiiz wawawawa thats me imitating the album

running out of things to say here

glorp

just listen to the album you won't remotely regret it :)

~el

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released January 7, 2023

🡮🡮🡮 ARTIST LINKS 🡯🡯🡯
SLUTPUNK! = slutpunk.bandcamp.com
RiZi = jcportals.neocities.org/portals/rizi
CLUTRRGLYCH = audieellis.bandcamp.com
GUINEVERE LAURENT = guineverepriscilla.bandcamp.com

ART BY EFFY = linktr.ee/EFFYISOFFLINE

ADDITIONAL DESIGN BY CAYBEE

MASTERED BY REVERSED REFERENCE = twitter.com/ecnerefer

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